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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:13
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
What is your secret to glowing skin?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
So they tried
What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.